January 2012
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What if...?
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
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“[…] What’s amazing is, it doesn’t matter how many times you say they’re not...”
– Mark Gatiss in Gay Times.
Well, ok then.
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“Benedict Cumberbatch. He’s like hot chocolate; you watch him and think, “You’re...”
– Robert Sheehan (via greglestrades)
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Things Sherlockians ship without a second thought:
Two best friends that are repeatedly stated to be platonic by the writers, actors, and characters
Two mortal enemies who want nothing but the utter ruin and destruction of the other
The Ice Man and the Inspector who have never been on screen together
That same Inspector and the girl who is infatuated with Sherlock, because of one dropped jaw and one conversation
The psychopath about whose personal life we know nothing and the minor canon character that literally does not exist in this universe
Two random adorable extras that appeared in separate episodes in entirely unrelated fashions
Dinosaurs and the morons who love them
Jars of jam and the army doctors who love them
Animal versions of the two main actors
Articles of clothing
Mugs
...
Never change, Sherlockians.
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.